“Causes of Recent SL Crashes Found”

  (Officers of PDSL talking with Ms. Ima just after the incident)

 

Officers of PDSL have reported to have found the cause of the crashes and glitches of the Second Life servers. They had discovered that Ms. Ima Hu Gebiotch had falling down several times while running after many men on this busy street of Noob Island. She was moments away from getting married, when that lucky guy had crashed and never came back. Ima found some other guy to marry moments later.

 They are reported to be living very well. The last reported incident of Ms. Ima was when she had fallen down some steps, broke her leg and gravy poured out.  Good luck to the both of them.